November 2011
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investments
Fox: did you know that brookstone sells vibrators?
Me: no, but it doesn't really surprise me.
Me: ...wait, are you suggesting that i get a vibrator?
Fox: I'm not against the idea. i got a catalog in the mall and thought it was funny.
Me: haha. they are expensive, and i can't get off with just things inside me.
Fox: Yeah, but an investment. even when they vibrate?!
Me: Can i buy a boy? that seems like a better investment.
Fox: Lol this seems way better than a boy.
Fox: haha
Fox: more reliable
Me: that's true... and it won't change speeds just as you're getting really close.
Me: dick.
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Happy Thanksgiving
animalsbeingdicks:
Gobble-gobble, motherf*cker.
But we do it for the taste of a good high,
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ugh.
boots make my feet smell.
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It feels weird when I type anal
ytics.google.com into my search bar because you would have to type out anal first. I guess it’s because I have such a deep hatred for anything anal that it irks me even when I’m not specifically searching anal-type things, like google analytics.
But today, I saw someone from your hometown paid a visit to this site and I got really excited thinking (maybe in some far distant land where...
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I feel like I’m in high school again,...
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