sothenshe: Her: It’s like I’m losing my innocence all over again. Me: I want to fingerbang your innocence.
We always have awkward but sweet greetings (re: Michael Cera). Without fail, every single time we say goodbye, he will go in for the awkward shuffle hug. So here we are; me in the lab trying to print out a short response for a class that I have in 5 minutes, and this fairly attractive, tall, blue-eyed boy gives me the awkwardest side-hug, that it almost pains me to recollect the memory. As I walk...
dad: hey what are you doing?
me: at work... what's up?
dad: guess what me and mom are doing?
dad: we're buying a massage chair!
dad: a massage chair! it's 3000 dollars.
dad: top of the line shit!
great weekend decisions
jIH: and he literally said
jIH: "well, I'll fuck you like you've never been fuck before"
but not in a very convincing tone
jIH: but he paid for the cab
jIH: and smoked me out
so it kind of evens out
tina: sooo it was good ?
gracie called me a whore for weed
tina: HAHHAHA. you get paid in weed and sex ?
that would be great
where can i apply?
tina: my dear lord aha
expectations-vs-reality: Expectation: Reality: Submitted by yaneh this is why i don’t let my sneezes out