Sweetness, sweetness never suits me.: Archive

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sothenshe: Her: It’s like I’m losing my innocence all over again. Me: I want to fingerbang your innocence.

Mar 31st

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Fingertips

We always have awkward but sweet greetings (re: Michael Cera). Without fail, every single time we say goodbye, he will go in for the awkward shuffle hug. So here we are; me in the lab trying to print out a short response for a class that I have in 5 minutes, and this fairly attractive, tall, blue-eyed boy gives me the awkwardest side-hug, that it almost pains me to recollect the memory. As I walk...

Mar 30th

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Mar 25th

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Mar 24th

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Mar 23rd

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Mar 21st

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brookstone

dad: hey what are you doing?
me: at work... what's up?
dad: guess what me and mom are doing?
me: uh.. 
dad: we're buying a massage chair!
me: what?
dad: a massage chair! it's 3000 dollars.
dad: top of the line shit!
me: -speechless-

Mar 20th

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Mar 20th

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Mar 17th

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great weekend decisions

jIH: and he literally said
tina: haha
jIH: "well, I'll fuck you like you've never been fuck before"
            but not in a very convincing tone
tina: cocky
            haha
jIH: but he paid for the cab
tina: lol
jIH: and smoked me out
           so it kind of evens out
           haha
tina: sooo it was good ?
jIH: yeahh
           gracie called me a whore for weed
           lol
tina: HAHHAHA. you get paid in weed and sex ?
jIH: LOL
           omg
           that would be great
           where can i apply?
tina: my dear lord aha